Noah Griffith: What’s your name, baby? Soul Baby: They call me Soul. Soul Baby. Noah Griffith: Soul Baby? Soul Baby: Yeah. Noah Griffith: Keep it in control, baby. Soul Baby: I hear you, baby. Noah Griffith: My name is Noah. Noah Jaybird. Soul Baby: Noah Jaybird? Noah Griffith: [makes his hands into a bird flying] Ka-kaah! Soul Baby: Ah, you like to fly?I fly, baby. Noah Griffith:Fly, fly, fly away, baby. In the clouds, no grounds. Soul Baby: Alright. Now, that’s what I’m talkin’ about. Noah Griffith: Tears no fears, man. Soul Baby: Is that right? Noah Griffith: Respect it, don’t neglect it. Soul Baby: Alright! That’s what I’m talkin’ about, baby. My brother. [he shakes hands with Noah] Noah Griffith: Treat it don’t beat ‘em. [Noah walks away from him] Soul Baby: Alright, baby. You’re a badass motherf*****.

Better bring some bread, a toaster and some cinnamon/sugar(or jelly depending on your preference that day) bc it looks like kraft but it may be country crock. Fuckin won’t be able to eat toast either now damnit.

When did fat and lazy become a handicap? The fact that you are fat should, by default, mandate that you walk and not use the amenities provided to the actual handicapped and dissabled. Leave them for those people that actually do need them. Now the little old lady that should not be walking has to. Common courtesy or just some common sense would be nice. But most have none. Is it poor parenting or just evolution? Either way don’t put stock in compassion, thought, motivation, exercise, humanity and the positive progress of it. Better luck putting stock in Zig Zag, Frito Lay, home schooled “botany”, and government funded enabling programs like foodstamps. Ever watched the movie Idiocracy? Buy it, watch it, learn it, live it, deal with it. Because looking forward from here its a possible future. We need to wake up.

I’ve never been big on kids (For myself….At least not yet). But as I look at it now..how could I bring a child into this world? I don’t look at myself in a great light. But I would have to say that in comparison to the “prime” candidates that are poppin’ out multiple government/honest tax payer Succubi by the minute, the offspring of my girlfriend and I would be a godsend. But still they would be the minority. They would be a microscopic light in a darkness of these bullshit knife pullin, shopliftin, foodstampin, tax free livin, t bone steaks off my tax money buyin, mutha fuckers. So what is the point? So I ask the people, like my gf and myself (the upper IQ levels), why subjugate our good to their bad? Can we live through it? I don’t really know. But I’m not going to ask my unborn children to do what we have to do. Unless we actually start caring about the person next door, the person in the check out lane next to us, in the driving lane, sittin the table at the ihop next to us, we will crumble….completely. People really need to think twice when they steal/misuse government funded enabling programs (foodstamps). Becuase they are being selfish and screwing themselves at the same time. While fucking their honest neighbor and country as well. Foodstamps, the way it is now provides people the means to further fatten themselves and continue to pull the economy down. Change our ways or prepare for the worse..

Arrest made in connection with Sunday assault, shoplifting By Abbey Doyle 01/16/2012 1:46 PM

An Anderson man who reportedly threatened grocery store employees with both a knife and a gun after shoplifting about $40 in meat was arrested early Monday morning as police were lead to him by his identification card he left at the store. Joshua Miller, of the 2300 block of Nichol Avenue, was arrested and charged with Class C felony intimidation and Class D felony theft after the incident just before 7 p.m. Sunday at Marsh — 2810 Nichol Ave., Anderson police spokesman Officer Chad Boynton said. Store employees saw Miller put steak sauce and about $40 worth of steaks in his jacket and walk past all points of purchase at the store Sunday night. Loss prevention officers confronted Miller ordering him to stop but he ran from the store, Boynton said. One of the employees ran after Miller and was able to tackle him and bring him back into the store. Miller cooperated with the loss prevention officers and store employees providing his ID card and sitting in an office, Boynton said. When Miller discovered that the store employees were planning to contact police and press charges in connection with the shoplifting, Miller tried to run from the office but was stopped at the door by two employees. The three got into a physical struggle when Miller pulled a knife from his pocket and began to threaten the store personnel, Boynton said. Miller left the store hopping on a green and silver bicycle heading north on the east side of the store toward Sunnymead Drive. Employees continued to follow him until Miller told them to stop following him as he had a gun. Anderson police set up a perimeter around the store using K-9s to try to track Miller. After searching for several hours, Boynton said, officers went to Miller’s home in the 2300 block of Nichol. Miller lives in a group home for physically and mentally handicapped individuals, Boynton said. Around midnight, officers cleared the home for the residents’ safety and made contact with Miller who said he had a gun and threatened to harm himself. Officers were eventually able to take custody of Miller — who was shot with a Taser stun gun during the process, Boynton said. Miller was transported to Saint John’s Medical Center after officers discovered three empty pill bottles in the area. The knife, matching the description given by Marsh employees, was found on Miller. After being released by Saint John’s, Miller was booked into the Madison County Jail. No one was hurt during the incident. Contact Abbey Doyle: 640-4805, abbey.doyle@heraldbulletin.com